Thursday, November 09, 2006

Let's All Point and Laugh

Before I get started, here's the picture, because that's what everyone looks at first anyways:



You may or may not have seen this before, but in case you haven't, yes that is what you think it is. This is Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, and that is her, uh...accident. I saw this picture a while ago, and dismissed it as someone messing around in Photoshop, or perhaps an unfortunate sweating problem. However, I recently read an article where she admitted she pee-peed in her pants. Apparently, according to Fergie-Ferg (as she likes to call herself), she was 'buzzed' and didn't get a bathroom break. Whether you like the Black Eyed Peas or not, I think you can agree with me that NO song of theirs is worth peeing your pants over. Now, if you think about this picture for too long (which I hope you won't) some questions sort of fight their way to the front of your brain like a hyper kid on a rainy day: Did she sneak behind some speakers to do it? Did she do some classic rock star, wide-open leg pose and just let it go? What were the people in the front row thinking? Most importantly--Are there any Black Eyed Peas songs that you can do the pee-pee dance to? Is it just me, or does she look completely oblivious to the situation she's in? Shouldn't an ordinary person have fled the stage in shame--at the very least to find an unsoiled pair of pants? I guess anyone who would make up words like 'fergalicious' and use them proudly isn't too concerned with dignity. Just so you know, sometimes a little pointing and laughing is allowed, and deserved. That's all I have to say about Fergie-Ferg (hopefully for a very long time) and now maybe this image will leave my brain forever!

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