Useless Information Gone Bad

Okay, so apparently there is a point where too much useless information stored in your head can bring you shame. In my case, it happened only minutes ago when I went to the MSN homepage. There was a headline (link) simply stating 'Timber Timber Joins Duran Duran'. I stared at this for a moment, and then the fog lifted in my brain and I figured they must be talknig about Justin Timberlake and Timbaland (that hip hop producer who is responsible for all the new and annoying Nelly Furtado tunes, among other songs). I resisted clicking on the link at first, for fear I was right, but then my curiosity got the better of me. I clicked and held my breath and...I was correct. Thus, the shame descended upon me. How is it that I have enough useless droppings in my brain to deduce (in a matter of seconds, no less) whom 'Timber Timber' refers to, but every time I go to post something here and am asked for my username, I draw a momentary blank?

Timbaland and his shiny muscles