Do You Need Help Little Man?

This video is incredibly mean, and I feel terrible for finding it funny. I would give the poor guy in it a hug, if I could just stop laughing!!

Manners? What Manners?

I'm in a bad mood, so I thought I'd pass it on! I am fed up with rude people today. Unfortunately, (or maybe it's for the better) I'm too tired to think up all the things that annoyed me (because that's a LONG list), so I'll just put the major things that have been getting on my nerves.

Were you ever in a situation where you were watching something and other people were there, and you get the bright idea that if you ALL stand back, you can ALL see, so--like a moron--you step back, thinking everyone else will as well. Then, what do they all do? Yup--they stand right in front of you. Hello? Did anyone ever teach you manners?

Did you ever hold the door open for someone, and then suddenly it's like a clown car let out? Everyone files out the door, not even looking at you, and certainly not thanking you for holding the door. It's like they figure the door is just magically staying open for them and them alone, or that you just love holding the door open for people and they're somehow making your day. You have no idea how badly I would have liked to simply let the (heavy) door go on a few of them, but I do have to see them again. And that's the other thing--it's not like they were complete strangers either!!

And I just thought of another thing--I was sitting in a nice comfortable seat (okay, it was a woden bench, but whatever), and I had to get up all of a sudden. I wasn't off of the bench for more then a second when this guy plops himself down right exactly where I had been. It's not MY bench, but at the very least, I had dibs on it.

And don't you hate it when someone's having a bad day and they just dump it all over you without a care as to how your day was, and...oh, wait...never mind. Hope you're having a good day!!

His parents must be proud.

Useless Information Gone Bad

Okay, so apparently there is a point where too much useless information stored in your head can bring you shame. In my case, it happened only minutes ago when I went to the MSN homepage. There was a headline (link) simply stating 'Timber Timber Joins Duran Duran'. I stared at this for a moment, and then the fog lifted in my brain and I figured they must be talknig about Justin Timberlake and Timbaland (that hip hop producer who is responsible for all the new and annoying Nelly Furtado tunes, among other songs). I resisted clicking on the link at first, for fear I was right, but then my curiosity got the better of me. I clicked and held my breath and...I was correct. Thus, the shame descended upon me. How is it that I have enough useless droppings in my brain to deduce (in a matter of seconds, no less) whom 'Timber Timber' refers to, but every time I go to post something here and am asked for my username, I draw a momentary blank?

Timbaland and his shiny muscles

Let's All Point and Laugh

Before I get started, here's the picture, because that's what everyone looks at first anyways:



You may or may not have seen this before, but in case you haven't, yes that is what you think it is. This is Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, and that is her, uh...accident. I saw this picture a while ago, and dismissed it as someone messing around in Photoshop, or perhaps an unfortunate sweating problem. However, I recently read an article where she admitted she pee-peed in her pants. Apparently, according to Fergie-Ferg (as she likes to call herself), she was 'buzzed' and didn't get a bathroom break. Whether you like the Black Eyed Peas or not, I think you can agree with me that NO song of theirs is worth peeing your pants over. Now, if you think about this picture for too long (which I hope you won't) some questions sort of fight their way to the front of your brain like a hyper kid on a rainy day: Did she sneak behind some speakers to do it? Did she do some classic rock star, wide-open leg pose and just let it go? What were the people in the front row thinking? Most importantly--Are there any Black Eyed Peas songs that you can do the pee-pee dance to? Is it just me, or does she look completely oblivious to the situation she's in? Shouldn't an ordinary person have fled the stage in shame--at the very least to find an unsoiled pair of pants? I guess anyone who would make up words like 'fergalicious' and use them proudly isn't too concerned with dignity. Just so you know, sometimes a little pointing and laughing is allowed, and deserved. That's all I have to say about Fergie-Ferg (hopefully for a very long time) and now maybe this image will leave my brain forever!

Sad News

Two years ago, I got two hamsters, named Bo and Blue. This morning, Blue died. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal to some, but I saw her little face every day, and I will miss her. I'd put a picture of her here, but those little critters don't stay still very long, and I only ever got one good picture of the two of them, in which Bo is looking right at the camera, and Blue is running the other way. Not to mention the fact that I don't have a scanner or a digital camera. Poor me. Anyhoo, that's my sad news for the day.